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Don’t Duck with Texas
$30.00
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This hat doesn’t ask for respect — it takes it. Bold Texas flag front and center, three ducks flying like they just saw your trigger finger twitch. It’s patriotic, a little aggressive, and 100% certified to scare off Californians.
This isn’t some fashion piece — it’s a warning label. You wear this when you’re hauling gear in the bed of a truck that hasn’t had an oil change since the Bush administration. You wear this when you’re calling ducks and your buddy’s still hungover in the blind.
Whether you’re huntin’, grillin’, or just takin’ your God-given right to strut into Buc-ee’s with confidence, this lid says it all:
Don’t. Duck. With. Texas.