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Original Little Bill II
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This one’s for the real ones. It says Original Little Bill like you were there before it was cool — before the beers got cold and the ducks got weird. Scattered across the hat? Tiny ducks. Why? No idea. Maybe they’re symbolic. Maybe they’re just ducks. Either way, this hat screams, “I’ve said ‘I’m just built different’ unironically.”
You wear this thing and people don’t ask questions. They just nod. Because somewhere deep in their soul… they know Little Bill walked so they could waddle.